Dec
26
Morning after
Filed Under Old Diary |
What happened today?
Woke up late. Gingerly moved about the Hosue and got some caffeine.
Drove home eventually, quietly (if you can drive down the freeway at 100Kph quietly…) and OH! I didn’t tell you about Marlene!
WHO? You say? MARLENE! The new woman in my life! Well, for now, anyway!
We met at Hypatia’s Hosue. It was a wild party and everyone was drunk or drinking. The night was young! I was like a wild black stallion galloping through the forest by the moonlight… pounding down the tracks.. charging through the clearings…
She’s an inflatable doll.
Fooled ya! Well, I saw you getting carried away with the stallion thing… so I thought I would cut you free before I got into too much trouble. Still, there is something mystical about Marlene’s smile. The way her plastic lips form a perfect “o” whenever I look at her. She’s a real doll! (sorry).
Hehehe Doesn’t every little boy want his own inflatable doll to do as he sees fit with? Well, perhaps not you, but that guy behind you definitely looks like the plastic doll type! Maybe I will have to get some live video feeds for Marlene to strip in front of. Or perhaps, for a kinky angle, she can put some clothes on! She’d get pretty hot in a cardigan or some tight little number made from wool.
BWAHAHAHA I’m not telling!
Oh, gotta go, Marlene’s calling for another patch kit. She’s started smoking…
SOMEBODY SHOOT ME, PLEASE!